Wednesday, 31 August 2011

guacamole being the most vital part to dinner etiquette

There comes a time in every friendship when a guy has to ask ... do you like guacamole?

When the important question was asked my friends thought I was just being wide. Thinking more on the question I had to ask my dining guest, there does come a time in every friendship when you ask a friend do you like guacamole? When you know someone for a considerate amount of time you eventually have them round for dinner, after some dinners you go out your British food comfort zone & make something exotic that requires guacamole, that leads you to the question, that ever so special moment: do you like guacamole? ...


Then I got to thinking if guacamole means a comfortable friendship then what does the likes of salsa mean?:
Salsa- Well thinking about the magic in a tub, side dish (maybe possible dish) Salsa is pretty much a chat up line, everyone likes it. So when you're asked the important question (probably with the person asking opposite you raising one eye brow up) "do you like salsa?" you know the story baby.

Cole slaw- The pale "healthy" (healthy?! After trying it I thought of doing all kinds of crazy stuff ... it was a bad time for me) when this is shown to you, probably with the person asking with a shaky, petrified quiver "do you like cole slaw?" just get out of there. When distributed this is basically the equivalent to "it's not you, it's me" save yourself the embarrassment and just go.