Coming across news of carol maybe getting kicked out the whining group of loose women got me thinking:
Getting chucked off loose women show, would cause massive embarrassment to the ex count-down star.
Being disowned by the panel from hell, no other television show or any other form of media would want anything to do with her, Kerry Katona would get more publicity! Now even that would resort someone of any stature in act to suicide.
Without Carol Vorderman mathematics would remain the confusing, neglected subject. Sudoku on the DS would go into the attic of no return and most importantly mathematical plots and theories would be forgotten too. The Mayan prediction of 2012 would be ignored and instead of jumping on the Scientology ban wagon we would all stay put and die.
... Don't believe in the 2012 mumbo jumbo?
But what would the lonely middle-aged men do without Carol on the television, mid-life crises would be at an all time high; Lamborghinis and Ferraris would be sold far and wide, soon Italian car manufacturers won't be able to handle it, car competition would be fierce and big Italian players in the car business would crumble to the German market, This would push the already financial struggling Italians over the edge and soon will be charging ridiculous taxes on pizza! Students across the world would starve (baked beans would suck after a while) war would errupt on Italy, in cross fire the Pope may take a blow. After news of this, religoun would get involved and then masses would surround the nukes and the world would be blown into pieces.
So don't get rid of Carol
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