Opening the packed lunch to find the ...Tupperware of soft cheese

Okay you're in a social environment and to save money you asked the mother or partner to prepare you something for lunch:

You open the bag to find the Tupperware of soft cheese WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! You should worry, this was a last ditch effort. probably done in the early hours of the morning. Not only that but with with the small block of soft cheese there is so much that could be done with it. But you're at the dinner table and you have no crackers, not even two slices of freshly baked bread, feeling neglected she's terrorised man's one weakness, food. You're in trouble mate.

sandwiches with the crusts STILL ON: Now the sandwiches are of good stature but the crusts are still on this is to tell you to keep fit. Everyone knows (other than cheese filled pizza crusts) that crusts are just a chore. If you find crusts on the grated cheese sandwich this either a damn right insult or a sign to get your trainers on and sort the alarm clock for the 5 a.m run. This is not a false alarm, because everyone knows to grate cheese requires you to wash the extremely difficult grater, to cut the crusts is a piece of cake (that you should avoid).

pre-made sandwiches: Your partner is cheating on you, sorry but they are. They didn't listen to the reason why you're ordering them to prepare you something the night before probably because they're fantasising about Julio or Audrey from over the fence. They rushed to the 24 hour supermarket to get you some sandwich that you don't even like and didn't even read the ingredients (it has coleslaw in it people, I know, I know) And if it's your mum neglecting the sandwich rules it's a different story, sorry but you're about to have a little brother or sister.