Lying will save us all

I was in the highstreet the other day and found myself lying about something pointless (and no it wasn't to an old teacher or chatting someone up) and thought why lie? And then got to thinking: is lying such a bad thing?
If we were all brought up to lie, iconic films like Pinocchio would have had to be ignored and to keep kids from watching it on the likes of the Disney channel parents across the country will put blocks on the Kids section. Without Disney corrupting peoples' our minds, the possible evil, brainwashed uprising would be less likely. If they asked about it, we would just lie about it.

Kids wouldn't grow up with the concept of television so gaming in front of the big box would be out the window too. If Kids wanted to discover the depressing news they would have to read it and with books like Biff and Chip not talking about Kerry Katona's latest antics I think we would be alright. So growing up we would have a nation full of optimistic, happy people and without television kids would have to resort to sport; (the social gathering that doesn't require a key board or head set) so we would have a fit, optimistic nation.
Okay channel 5 would lose out on the 40 stone man documentaries but they have Big Brother now :D okay maybe not. But because of these 40 stone people not existing, taxes will go down (no more does the average tax-payer have to pay for 5 blocks of cheese for some guy's lunch) and heart problems will lower too.
Here are some good examples into your daily life routine:
Boss tells you a joke "Do you get it?" "Yeah!" Jumping up on the business ladder but when your at the top, clean that brown nose
"I have to stay at work late Tonight Honey" When you're really at the pub staying socially active (so you don't have that Jack Nicholson shining incident with the Mrs) and paying your bit into the economy.
"Can I get this?" "No I don't have any money" Not letting your child get everything he/she wants, I watched Charlie and the chocolate factory and that Varuka was horrible.
So as you can see, it wouldn't just help the economy, stop child obesity and crush Donald Duck's rebellion, no it could help you out a lot too, so next time someone says "honesty is the best policy" just slap them