last night's pizza

Okay so you get home after a late shift (pub) say about half 11?
There's left over carry out pizza, what does this mean?!
Well destination is important:
. If it's in the bin you're trouble, to put left over pizza in the bin should be a crime, it may not be a legal crime but in relationship terms it means she's not happy with you and there's going to be a fight
. If it's in the fridge she was thinking about you, but this could just be to make you feel guilty, so if you notice little comments like "I've missed you" or "I never see you" you know she's clocking onto you, maybe even phoned work?
. If it's on the kitchen work top she doesn't care, maybe she's just fed up or maybe she's just had fun with her friends and forgotten about her hard-working drinker.

Now the friends part, who ate the pizza?
. Now if the left-over slices are distinctively larger than usual she has either had a lot of friends round, maybe even some of your own. Now getting to know some of your friends might get them to talk about you, so try and organise a topical silence. Leaving them with the weather, current affairs and possible tasty recipes (done and tested folks). Either all that or Big Bertha was round, in that case check the yoghurts
Flavours
. If it's pepperoni there's nothing to worry about
. But if it's Margarita pizza it was for a group, as that's the easy card, universal flavour. You either missed out on a party (or possible interrogation) or a get-together with big Bertha, so either somewhere you wanted to be at(and witness) or the great escape.
. If it's mushroom or olives (if you've ordered pizza before and had to order this) you should know who was there, get on the phone and find out what's been going on.

... talking to her isn't an option, do you really want to fall into that trap?!